Dear Men of LA:
Just like The Holiday Inn, there is a check out time the morning after. Do not expect breakfast! Do not expect to lounge in bed! Do not expect a foot massage, a back rub, feet licking (from me or Miss Tiddlywinks), or anything else. Get your ass up and out! We’ve got shit to do! When we say, “please go. I’ve got to get to Dunkin Doughnuts before there’s a big ass line” we mean it!