Pussylickertron Is Not A Good Dating Username

Dear Men of LA:

If you are going to put up an online dating profile, at least have a decent username. Don’t be a tool or freak.  This is your first impression on a girl.  Make it count.  Don’t use the following:

lacednarcotic  (Really?  You are going to make the poor girl think you are going to dose her drink and date rape her!)

pussylickertron  (Come on, do you really think a girl is going to click on your profile with this name?  Oh and by the way, if you are using this name, don’t make your profile picture a  picture of you and your daughter.)

pussylover18   (We get it. You love pussy!   There is no need to broadcast it.  Also don’t make your profile pic of you dressed as a priest.  It’s not going to turn women on.)

cuntdestroyer23  (You are more likely to get kicked in the balls using this name than to get a date.)

Other usernames not to use:

pussyeatin

cuntryinabox

cuntkiller5000

twatkillerpro

fuckerbutt

analsexfreak

analsexilicious

bigdicksanta

serialkiller99

boobiehunter

cockblock4

crossdressthecat,

crossdress4sex

pussylicker_