I Wish I Was Singular!

Dear Men of LA:

Pick up lines can be good or bad.  If they make a girl laugh or smile then keep on going.  If they make her throw a drink in your face then move along.  I swear my favorite opening line of all time is, “Hi” which no one seems to know about.  Here are some funny lines I’ve heard myself or read that I thought were funny, stupid, or both.  Use at your own risks.

You are so pretty!  I wish I was singular.  Do you mean single?  Yeah, that too!  (Honestly, this is one of my all time favorite.  I heard this last week.)

Are you a photographer?  Wow!  Well I’m not one, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you know who what my shirt is made of?  Boyfriend material.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink.  Why?  Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m staring at your heart.

Are you a cheeto cause I’d love to lick you off my fingers.

Damn girl, you look like you’ve got mad vagina game.

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s.  I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?   Because you are magically delicious!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer