Dear Men of LA:
If you are going to take a girl back to your place give her a nice glass of wine! Give her a beer! Give her a coke! Do not give her a glass of breast milk. According to the guys at the bar it’s the yummiest thing ever! So, where does one get breast milk to serve to the ladies? Is it on the black market? Can you run down to Trader Joe’s and get it? Let me give you a clue. I don’t care how yummy breast milk is, no girl in her right mind (and even the ones who aren’t) wants to drink milk that comes from another girl’s boobs. Stick with that two buck chuck you get from Trader Joes.