Dear Men of LA:
God gave you ears for a reason. He just didn’t put them on your head for decoration or as a place to stuff random crap in. So use them.
When a woman says, “hey I don’t feel like having sex with you because I have a headache.” Listen! (Although she’s probably lying about the headache!)
When a woman says, “hey I can’t go out with you tonight, but maybe some other night.” Listen! (Although she probably doesn’t want to go out with you at all.)
When a woman says, “it’s over! I don’t want to go out with you anymore.” Listen! (It doesn’t mean try harder. It really is over.)
And for the love of God, when a woman says, “don’t bother me while I’m trying to watch Sons of Anarchy.” Listen! (It doesn’t mean keep on pestering me. It isn’t code for I want to have sex with you.
It means leave me the hell alone because I want to drool all over Charlie Hunnam while he runs around half naked on TV.)