Dear Men of LA:
What number date is the best date to have sex on? First, second, third, fourth, or fifth? I think it depends on the person you are with. What do you think? These are some of the gems I heard from the guys at the bar.
Cash or Ass! Either you pay for my dinner or give me ass. Wow! I bet the ladies are just dying to go out with you with that logic.
Girls have the 5 date rule. They like to wait 5 dates before putting out. Men have the reverse rule. If they have to wait 5 dates they are gone. Just remember some things are worth the wait!
Pussy has to play. If not, pussy has to go! Here’s a clue. Pussy doesn’t have to do anything.
Finally, here’s one guy’s beautiful logic. “If she doesn’t put out by the third date then I have to break up with her. I’m just wasting my money. But I hate breaking up with a chick so I just go have sex with one of her friends and that way she’ll break up with me. It’s a win win situation. I get sex and the chick breaks up with me!!!”
I swear I couldn’t make up this crap up if I tried!!!