Dear Men of LA:
Why is it when a man sticks his dick where it doesn’t belong it’s “complicated”? It’s not complicated, just don’t do it. Would you stick your dick in an electrical socket? In a tiger’s mouth? In a beehive? No, you wouldn’t because that shit’s not complicated, it’s just plain common sense. Besides, you may just find your girl using that same line when she’s cutting your dick off after she finds out it’s been somewhere it doesn’t belong. A zipped up dick, is a whole and happy dick.