Dear Men of LA:
I just heard this at the grocery store. “I wear old spice so all of the women that have daddy issues will be attracted to me.” Let me give you a clue. No guy wearing old spice ever gets laid. Any girl that has daddy issues will be attracted to a fifty-year-old guy that looks like her dad or a seventy-year-old guy that looks like her grandpa, not a twenty-five-year-old dude that doesn’t have a clue about cologne and women.