“My Grandma Used To Let Me Watch Her Masturbate” is not a good pick up line!

Dear Men of LA:

I heard this gem on Saturday night:

“Hello beautiful!  I want to go out with you.  I respect you so much.

“Sorry.  I’m going out with someone.”

“How can that be?  I respect you so much!”

“Hmmm.  Thanks!”

“I have so much respect for you.  My grandma taught me respect.  She used to let me watch her masturbate and got me a prostitute when I was thirteen.  She taught me so much respect!”

“What the hell?”

Let this be a lesson to all of you guys out there.  Telling a girl you used to watch your grandma masturbate is not the way to a girl’s heart!!…..Or her vagina!

 

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