Dear Men of LA:
Here’s a new trend I just found out about: the man bush. I guess since it’s all the rage these days with the girls, the guys had to follow suit. What’s so sexy about looking like a 70’s porn star? What’s so sexy about having a mouth full of hair when you come up for air? I have no idea. Doesn’t it get itchy down there with all the hair? You tell me. Here’s another thing that I just heard about that grossed me out. Sucking on armpits! Yuck! Does Right Guard taste that good? Or Secret? Or Degree? Having spit underneath my arm doesn’t really turn me on. Does it turn you on?