Yes You Can Fuck A Girl Too Hard!

Dear Men of LA,

A guy friend of mine texted me last night and said, “Hey I’ve been reading your blog.  Is it really true that you can fuck a girl too hard?”  Hell yes, it’s true.  Contrary to popular belief, your dick is not a jackhammer.  Girls do not like looking like a rape victim from Law and Order SVU.  They actually like being able to walk the next day.  So the next time you think your dick is a jackhammer let’s take a step back.  Remember the golden rule.  Do unto others and all that jazz.  How would you like it if a girl took out a jackhammer and beat the crap out of you and your dick while she was screwing you?

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