Dear Men of LA,
A guy friend of mine texted me last night and said, “Hey I’ve been reading your blog. Is it really true that you can fuck a girl too hard?” Hell yes, it’s true. Contrary to popular belief, your dick is not a jackhammer. Girls do not like looking like a rape victim from Law and Order SVU. They actually like being able to walk the next day. So the next time you think your dick is a jackhammer let’s take a step back. Remember the golden rule. Do unto others and all that jazz. How would you like it if a girl took out a jackhammer and beat the crap out of you and your dick while she was screwing you?