Dear Men of LA:
If you are trying to pick up a girl at the bar do not open with, “hey I just got a circumcision, do you want to hear about it?” Hell no she doesn’t! Also, don’t keep going on and on about it and then end with, “do you want to go to the bathroom and see it? It looks a little weird, but it still works.” Keep that shit to yourself, dude. I have no idea why guys automatically think girls want to see their dicks. Here’s a clue. We don’t! So let’s keep personal shit like circumcisions, nose hair stories, and jail experiences to ourselves. Women don’t want to hear it.