Dear Men of LA:
Never use penis numbing spray on your dick to keep yourself from cumming. I don’t care if the bottle says, ” become an endurance champion through the magic of a medically deadened penis“, it’s not a good idea. (Yeah a dead penis always sounds sexy!) Imagine if you spray that shit on your dick and then your lady goes down on you. What do you think is going to happen? I tell you what’s going to happen. Your woman’s mouth is going to go completely numb and she will lose all feeling in her mouth. She will not be able to suck. She will not be able to talk. She will just lie there with her mouth hanging open and drool running out of her mouth. Hot!! I’m sure she’s gonna want to have sex with you after you just deadened her mouth like a damn dentist. So the next time you want to keep yourself from cumming, do what every other red-blooded male does. Think about your mom and dad having sex. I guarantee that will slow your dick down.