We Are Not Waiting By The Phone For You!

Dear Men of LA:

Why do you think we are waiting by the phone for you?  I swear it’s becoming an epidemic lately.  A guy will call you after three months of radio silence and say, “hey I sort of miss hanging out and talking with you!”  I sort of miss?  Really?  Well if you sort of missed me why didn’t you sort of call?  Here’s another one.  A guy calls on a Monday and says, “hey I want to get to know you, let’s go out” but then doesn’t call you again until 8 pm on a Friday night and says, “are you ready?”  No phone calls or texts during the week, no nothing.  I swear these days when a guy says, “I want to get to know you it’s code for, “I want to get in your pants.”  So listen up guys.  We are not waiting by the phone for you.  We are not waiting around for you to make up your mind if you want to go out with us.  It’s not cute when you say, “I sort of miss you.”  Guess what?  We don’t miss you.  Our time is just as valuable as yours is.  So until you start treating women with some respect and act like you have some common sense the pussy door is locked.  I hope that hand keeps you warm at night.

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