Dear Men of LA:
What happened to the fairy tale? You know where the princess gets the prince? Instead, it seems like all we get these days is a bunch of frogs. I’ve been watching and reading a lot of chick stuff lately (don’t ask me why) and there’s always some grand romantic gesture where the guy always gets the girl. Where is the modern day grand gesture? Here’s what happens in real life.
A guy calls up a girl and asks her out on a date
Real life: A guys texts the girl in the middle of the night and asks her for a booty call.
A guy tries to woo the girl by giving her flowers, candy, sweet words, etc.
Real life: A guy texts her she looks hot and thinks that’s enough to get the girl to sleep with him. That’s wooing in the 21st century.
A guy tries to get to know the girl before he sleeps with her. He takes an interest in her thoughts, hobbies, and anything else in her life.
Real life: A guy only cares if he can get the girl to sleep with him on the first date. He only pretends to listen and I swear if there was a quiz after she slept with him he’d fail.
A guy who actually really listens to what a woman has to say. He actually pays attention.
Real life: Words go in one ear and out the other. No man ever really listens.
A real man opens a door for her, walks on the outside, offers her his coat, etc.
Real life: A homeless man starts assaulting the girl (spitting on her) and the spineless ass of a man runs away.