The Pussy Rule: No Teeth Only Tongue

Dear Men of LA:

You don’t like it when we bite your dick so guess what?  We don’t like it when you bite the shit out of our pussies.  It hurts like a mother fucker.  So next time you go down on us remember tongue only, no teeth.  Remember the golden rule when it comes to oral, if you don’t want us to use our teeth on your dicks, then don’t use your teeth on our pussies.

One thought on “The Pussy Rule: No Teeth Only Tongue

  1. I had my teeth surgically removed to make sure I obey the golden rule of oral sex…
    I gum the hell outta some labia!

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