Nothing Is Complicated About Sticking Your Dick Where It Doesn’t Belong!

Dear Men of LA:

How come every time a guy goes sticking his dick somewhere he shouldn’t it’s complicated?  For example:

I had sex with a hooker I picked up on Hollywood Blvd while I was on my way to 7-11.  It’s complicated.  (Sex with a hooker is always complicated.  You have sex with them and they take all of your money.  Like I said, complicated!)

I didn’t mean to have sex with your best friend.  It was an accident.  It’s complicated. (You know it’s really your friend’s fault not mine!)

I didn’t mean to pick up that girl at the bar.  I swear she was coming on to me.  It’s complicated.  (It was her fault!! It’s always the girl’s fault!)

Oh shit, I thought that was your pussy not your asshole.  I really didn’t mean to stick my dick in your ass.  It’s complicated.  (Yeah I guess it’s complicated when you can’t tell one hole from the other.)

I didn’t mean to send you those dick pictures last night.  I hit the wrong button.  It’s complicated.  (I.E. my phone is complicated)

9 thoughts on “Nothing Is Complicated About Sticking Your Dick Where It Doesn’t Belong!

  1. Sometimes I have a hard time (pun intended) taking it out of my pants, but it’s complicated. Honestly, my dick is happy being polite. Except with cameras, he can be a bit of a show-off. However, dickpix are only sent upon request and never unexpectedly. That would be too complicated to explain. 😀

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