We All Have To Pay For Sex In One Way Or Another

Dear Men of LA:

If you decide you want to have sex with a girl please do not take her back to the house you share with your sugar mama.  If you decide to do something so stupid, do not take her to the bedroom you share with said sugar mama, especially if it’s decorated in flowery wallpaper and looks like your grandma’s bedroom.  She’s either going to think A. you’re gay, B. you have terrible taste in decorating, C. you’re a weirdo that never gets laid.  In any of those situations I can tell you that you won’t be getting laid.  So do yourself a favor and take her to a Motel Six or some other cheep sleazy hotel (You can go to the Mustang Hotel and rent a room for $10 a hour).  You’ll have to pay a little but I guarantee you that you’ll get to play a lot.  Remember nothing is for free and we all have to pay for sex one way or another.

 

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