If Your Girl Finds A Stray Hair On Your Dick That’s Not Her Hair Color……..

Dear Men of LA:

Please make sure your dick is clean before having sex with your girl.  Most importantly, make sure there are no stray hairs from the skank you just had sex with before your girl goes down on you.  I guarantee you, that if your girl finds stray hairs on your dick that are not her hair color there will be a massive shit storm of epic proportions.  There will be blood, tears, screaming, crying, and most likely one person will be going to the emergency room and one will be going to jail.  Remember, a clean dick is a happy dick.

 

PS   This actually happened to a guy friend of mine a couple of years ago.  I thought it was hilarious.  I don’t think his girlfriend thought it was too funny.  I asked him, “why didn’t you just clean your dick after?”  It seemed pretty much like common sense to me.  I guess not so much with him.  ha ha

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