Dick Out, Ready For Good Times

Dear Men of LA:

When you see a girl in a bar for the love of God do not go up to her and say, “Dick out, ready for good times” and then point down below where your dick is actually hanging out.  What do you think is going to happen, we are actually going to pull it out and go to pound town with you?  Or we are going to give you a blow job right in the middle of the bar?  Hell ass no!!!!  Let’s keep it classy guys.  At least take her to the bathroom (or somewhere else private) and show her your dick in there.

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