Let’s Shut Up During Sex!

Dear Men of LA:

Everyone loves approval.  Everyone loves knowing that they did a good job.  BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not ask how you are doing during sex.  Do not say, “how’s my technique?”  Do not ask, “am I any good?”  (That one is a real downer, especially if you suck!)  Do not ask, “am I the best you’ve ever had?”  Let me break it down for you.  Women are not scoring you during sex.  They are trying to have an orgasm.  They don’t want to talk.  They want to feel!  So let’s keep the chatter to ourselves.  Save the questions until after sex.   Remember during sex, silence is golden!!

 

7 thoughts on “Let’s Shut Up During Sex!

  1. They should get all they need to know based on the reactions you’re giving them DURING THE ACT! DUH! Fucking men…

  2. I’m not so into dirty talk myself, but some girls are into that. Some seem to like hearing compliments of how good they are in the act. Of course, overanalyzing technique from a technical standpoint is not sexy at all!

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