Socks On, Pussy Off

Dear Men of LA:

Don’t wear socks during sex.  It’s stupid and a big turn off.  What are you trying to hide?  Ingrown toe nails?  Dirty feet?  Or just plain ugly feet?  Look we’ve all seen it before.  It’s nothing new.  So unless you have some kind of appendage growing out of your foot or they are so grotesque that they will make us jump out of bed screaming take the socks off.  Get completely naked!!  Because I guarantee you that if the socks are on, the pussy is off!!!

10 thoughts on “Socks On, Pussy Off

    • Thanks!! A guy friend and I were talking over beers last week and he was saying how he has sex with his socks on!! I was like oh hell no, socks on pussy off!!!! I’m glad my guy friends are extremely funny!

  1. A friend of mine just sent me this and I thought it was hillarious:
    Aw’ight here it is …why guys keep socks on

    1)We keep socks on cause your crib is stank. Not walking barefoot on THAT

    2)Too damn cold in your crib. Which leads to cold feet which leads to girl yelling at guy about how cold his feet are. So we’re being considerate YO’

    3)If your boyfriend / husband / whoever comes in, gotta make a quick getaway and a brutha can’t be caught with no socks on

    And the most important reason

    4)Guys just don’t even think about it cause it’s the last thing on their mind when the time is righ

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