Dear Men of LA:
Accept your girl just as she is. Don’t go trying to change her. She’s great just like she is. She’s going out with you isn’t she? If you wanted a barbie doll with gigantic size boobs and an IQ of 50 you should have picked her instead. If you wanted a porn star who could fit three dicks in her mouth (because we all know that’s sexy) you should have picked her. No one is perfect. We all screw up. We may not dress perfectly all the time, we might fart, we may say the wrong thing, but deep inside we are all a great person. So be lucky you have that girl. You aren’t sitting home alone, jacking off, watching some crap porn. You have a great person lying next to you. Be thankful.