My 100th blog!! Yay! Let the games begin.
Dear Men of LA:
I know it’s hard to go up to a girl and have something original to say. You just don’t want to go up to her and say, “hi how are you this evening?” (Here’s a secret, that’s the best pickup line of all!!) So if you want a guide to what NOT to say when you meet that special girl look down below. It might just save you from making a complete jackass out of yourself and you may not be sleeping alone tonight!!
(Note: I swear I heard everyone one of these last week!)
I miss my pubic hairs being ripped out, please bitch slap me so I can feel the pain.
I will give you lots of ecstasy and not the drug kind.
I need to bite your nose and lick your eye balls.
I would love to show you how a real man makes love.
Let me make you feel like a natural woman.