Dear Men of LA:
When you first meet a girl please oh please do not wink at her and shoot your hand off like it’s a pistol. And for the love of God do not make that retched tick tick sound while doing it. Winking at a girl went out in the 70’s. In fact when you do that you look like a 70’s used car salesman or Ron Jeremy in a really bad porno. Same thing with using your hand as a gun or making that clucking sound. No girl is ever going to fall for those unless she just got out of the insane asylum or is a hooker you found on Hollywood Blvd. Do you really want these girls? If you’re answer is yes then go for it!!!! Hollywood Blvd is waiting.