Don’t Wink At A Girl

Dear Men of LA:

When you first meet a girl please oh please do not wink at her and shoot your hand off like it’s a pistol.  And for the love of God do not make that retched tick tick sound while doing it.  Winking at a girl went out in the 70’s.  In fact when you do that you look like a 70’s used car salesman or Ron Jeremy in a really bad porno.  Same thing with using your hand as a gun or making that clucking sound.  No girl is ever going to fall for those unless she just got out of the insane asylum or is a hooker you found on Hollywood Blvd.  Do you really want these girls? If you’re answer is yes then go for it!!!!  Hollywood Blvd is waiting.

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