Dear Men of LA:
Why is it that when a girl is taken you are all over her like white on rice, but when she is single and looking for a guy you could care less? Do attached women smell better? Do they all of a sudden have a secret decoder ring that you want? You know like the kind you used to find in a box of Lucky Charms when you were a kid. Do they have a secret sign on their head that says, “I’ve been tested and approved for sex?” What about the single ladies, what’s wrong with them? Do they smell of desperation or do they just smell bad? Are they ugly or just as not pretty as the taken ladies? There must be some kind of scientific formula. If I find out I’ll let you know.