Men: Quit Acting Like A Girl!! Pussy Never Gets Pussy!

Dear Men of LA:

You know what’s really annoying?  When men act like a stupid girl.  Let me give you some examples:

We all know sometimes women can’t accept the fact men just want to be friends with them.  “If I’m a little sexier maybe he’ll like me.”  “If I give him a little more space maybe he’ll come around.”  You get the picture.  And women out there don’t say you aren’t guilty of this because I know I’ve been.  So you men out there don’t start doing this too.  Don’t act like a girl!!  Don’t say, “hey maybe if I let her see the sensitive, caring side of me she’ll like me more.”  Yeah we know you don’t have one.   Or….  “Maybe if I buy her a bunch of shit, she’ll like me more.”  I hate to break it to you, but while we’ll take your presents, we’ll probably never like you more.  It’s a sucker’s bet.  Or the ever popular, “I know we were meant to be.  She’ll see it one day.”  Dude, you’ve been watching too much Sex and The City.  Go out and get some fresh air.  Friends means friends!!  No means no!  If we say all we want is friendship that’s it.  It’s never going to turn into anymore.  Quit acting like a girl!!

Don’t text, call, or facebook us a million times a day.  We have shit to do.  Don’t be clingy.  There’s nothing worse than a man who won’t give a woman space.  I’m sorry, but you aren’t on our mind a million times a day.  You want to scare off a girl?  Be clingy and stalkerish.  Be like that chick from Single White Female and see how far that gets you.  And if you haven’t heard of the movie rent it from Netflix.  Maybe you’ll learn something.

Instead of being a girl be a man!  Open the door for her.  Walk on the outside of the sidewalk.  Give her a compliment once in a while.  Pick up heavy shit for her.  Like I always say:  Pussy never gets pussy.

 

4 thoughts on “Men: Quit Acting Like A Girl!! Pussy Never Gets Pussy!

    • Honestly I’m all for girls!! I believe in women. I am a woman! But here is the thing. There are a lot of times I do not like how women/girls act. For example, I know women who call or text men like 100 times a day. They act clingy and eventually scare the poor guy off. I hate that behavior! Or I’ll see a woman go out with a guy just to see what she can get out of him or use the shit out of him. I hate that behavior as well. So when I say So when I say quit acting like a girl I mean quit doing the crappy behavior I see girls doing out there. I don’t mean anything against girls. But I do have a problem with some of their behavior. I live in LA. The girl’s behavior here is horrible. They are catty and downright mean. They will steal your boyfriend and screw you over in a second.

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