Dear Men of LA:
If you ask for a girl’s number then call her. If you don’t want to call her then don’t ask for her number. Oh so simple, but so hard for some men to grasp the concept. Don’t be a lame ass and call her at 12:30 on a Monday night and say, “hey sorry I forgot to call you. Do you want to go out now? Hell no I do not want to go out now!!! I’m in my pajamas watching Law and Order. Don’t play games. Don’t play tricks. Tricks are for kids and hookers.