Roofies Are Not Sexy

Dear Men of LA:

I know you are desperate to get laid, yes we know it’s been a long time for you.  But seriously, are roofies the way to go?  Let’s break it down for a minute.  You put the shit in her drink.  You get her back to your lair of evil.  And then what?  It’s sexy time?  Hell no!  Your victim is nearly pass out.  She can’t make sense.  She’s pretty much non responsive and you have to do all of the work.  Is that really sexy?  It probably would be funner to have sex with a corpse (yeah I guess some men would like that).  Not to mention if you get busted your ass is going to end up in jail.  Then you’ll be someone’s bitch and I guarantee you that won’t be a sexy time.  So before you go out trolling for your next victim think about it.  Do you really want to have sex with a non responsive slobbering mess?  Do you really want to be the next girlfriend to Big Pretty, a 300 pound inmate that loves to gang rape little boys?  I DON’T THINK SO!!  Do yourself a favor and just go home and watch some porn and jack off like everyone else is doing.

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