There’s Baggage and Then There’s WTF!

Dear Men of LA:

Everyone has baggage.  But there’s baggage and then there’s what the fuck?  Let me show you guys what’s the difference:

Baggage:  I may like to drink more than I should and smoke too much weed.  WTF:   I’m drunk every day by noon and like to run naked up and down the street while rolling.

Baggage:  I’m divorced.    WTF:  Hey, I’m just recently divorced from my third wife and I’m looking for a baby mama and or fourth wife.

Baggage:  I just got hurt from my last relationship and I’m hesitant about dating.  WTF:  My last girlfriend was a psycho and she tied me to the bed and tried to cut off my penis.  I kind of liked it.

Baggage:  I don’t have a job right now, but I swear I’m looking.   WTF:  You know, I really don’t need a job.  I’m more interested in trying to find myself.

Baggage:  I have sex issues   WTF: You know I really don’t like people and I haven’t had sex in five years.  But maybe I’d like to have sex with you though.

The take away from this is that it’s OK to have a little baggage.  Sometimes it’s even OK to share your baggage with other people.  But keep the WTF to yourself.  No one wants to know your WTF!!

One thought on “There’s Baggage and Then There’s WTF!

  1. Baggage: I have sex issues WTF: You know I really don’t like people and I haven’t had sex in five years. But maybe I’d like to have sex with you though. —– I like this one the most! I’ve encountered several guys in that category. Two were 7 years and one was his lifetime (35 yrs old)

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