Dear Men of LA:
Be like a boy scout: always be prepared. Always have condoms in your wallet, pocket, fanny pack, or where ever. How much does it suck, if you are sliding into home base and then have to ask, “uh do you have a condom?” and then your conquest says, “uh I thought you had one.” Now you have to get your ass up, run down to the Seven Eleven and buy a three pack. By the time you get back your date has sobered up and she’s lost all interest in you. So be prepared. Have a fuck kit (breath mints, gum, condoms, lube, spanish fly, and booze) where ever you go. It just could be the difference between blue balls and happy balls.