Dear Men of LA:
I know all of you men are always looking for ideas for the perfect date. After all you want there to be a next date don’t you? Hell yes!! Well the below is never going to get you that next date:
You show up at the girls house in all of your glory (faded ripped jeans and a holey t-shirt) and say, “Hey lady, listen I’ve got the perfect date for us. I’ve got a 40 of Schlitz Malt Liquor that we can share, some Spanish Fly, and half open condom I found on the ground. Let’s go find us a make out spot and make some magic.” Yep! That’s every girl’s idea of a dream date.