Schlitz Malt Liquor, Spanish Fly, And A Half Open Condom Do Not Make A Great Date

Dear Men of LA:

I know all of you men are always looking for ideas for the perfect date.  After all you want there to be a next date don’t you?  Hell yes!!  Well the below is never going to get you that next date:

You show up at the girls house in all of your glory (faded ripped jeans and a holey t-shirt) and say, “Hey lady, listen I’ve got the perfect date for us.  I’ve got a 40 of Schlitz Malt Liquor that we can share, some Spanish Fly, and half open condom I found on the ground.  Let’s go find us a make out spot and make some magic.”   Yep!  That’s every girl’s idea of a dream date.

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