Chivalry: Not Treating Her Like A Hooker You Picked Up On Hollywood Blvd

Dear Men of LA:

Do you know how to win a girl over?  It’s not with a lot of money or over the top dates.  It’s a little thing called Chivalry.  You do remember what that is don’t you?  It’s all about treating a lady well and not treating her like some hooker you picked up on Hollywood Blvd.  So in case you’ve forgotten what Chivalry is and don’t have time to look it up on Wikipedia here are few tips:

1.  Opening Doors  Don’t open the door and walk through first and let it slam your date in the face.  Open the door first!  Let her walk through and then you come on in.  It won’t kill you.  Also try walking around and opening her car door.  You have no idea how many points that will win you.

2  Watch The Movie She Wants To Watch  Despite popular belief women don’t want to watch Girls Gone Wild or Faces of Death every night of the week.  We may want to watch The Help or Pretty Woman.  Suck it up.  It’s only two hours.  If you can’t stand it, daydream about what we may do to you now that you’ve let us watch our movie.

3.  Flowers  What a novel concept, sending flowers to a girl.  You know you can go down to Ralph’s and buy a cute bouquet for $9.99.  You can probably pull some from your neighbor’s yard.  You have no idea what getting flowers means to a girl.  Do it!

4.  Helping Her Put Her Coat On  Another sweet gesture that takes about 5 minutes.  So simple, but it goes a long way.

5.  Holding Her Hand  When was the last time you held a girl’s hand and didn’t immediately try to go for something else.  Take a breath.  Hold her hand.  She got that manicure for a reason.

6.  Walking On The Outside of The Sidewalk  Don’t worry, no one is going to pull a drive by on you.  Protect your date.  I guarantee you she’ll show her appreciation later on.

7.  Bringing Her Soup And Gatoraid When She’s Sick  I know she looks horrible.  You don’t want to get within 10 feet of her.  But remember what you look like when you get sick and how you wish someone would take care of you.

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