Dear Men of LA:
Smell matters!!! How your breath smells, your neck smells, your balls smell, etc. Do you think a girl really wants to kiss you when your breath smells like a barnyard? Hell no. We’d rather endure a wax than kiss a guy with bad breath. Do you really think a girl wants to go down on you when your dick smells like pee, which by the way is the worst smell on earth. On a side note, it is beyond me why you men want women to pee on you. Do you want to go around smelling like piss? Is this the new hot fragrance of the season? So go out and invest some soap. Buy some mouthwash. Use some RightGuard. You can go and buy in bulk at Costco. Remember, a good smelling dick is a busy dick.