Dear Men of LA:
If you are out on a date, especially a first date never start a sentence with “So” or “I just want to let you know.” It never ends well. For example:
So, is that really you in the picture? It looks like you’ve put on some weight.
I just want to let you know I’m out on parole. Don’t worry, I’m sure my ex wife will make a full recovery.
So, do you do drugs? I’ve got some blow in my pocket we can do in the alley.
So, did you know that having a dog makes you emotionally needy. By the way, my dog’s name is princess.
I just want to let you know I really don’t like people. My mom convinced me to go on Ok Cupid. I still live with her by the way.
I just want to let you know I’m looking for a baby mama. Want to be mine?
I just want to let you know my life isn’t working out for me right now. Maybe you can help me find myself.
I just want to let you know my ex was really great. I’m probably still in love with her. Hopefully, you can help me get over her.
So do you mind if I use a coupon for dinner?