Unless God Is Calling, Put The Phone Down!

Dear Men of LA:

You know what annoys us women more than anything?  It’s not watching porn when you are supposed to be having sex with us.  It’s not farting on a date.  It’s not making us pay for the check, although if you do that there will never be a second date, you idiot.  It’s not talking about your ex and how great she is(if she was so great why are you out with us?).  It’s not not wearing deodorant on a date when you know you smell like a hog met a chimp if you don’t wear it.  NO!!!!  It’s texting or being on your phone when you are supposed to be paying attention to us!!!  What’s so important that you can’t put your phone away for five minutes?  Are you talking to the President?  Is he asking you to run the country while he goes out and plays golf?  Are you being offered five million dollars from Publisher’s Clearing house?  Is Hugh Heffner offering you the playboy mansion for the weekend?  Probably not!!!!  So please put down the phone.  Let it go!  A woman wants you to pay attention to her.  She doesn’t want to see you super glued to a phone.  So unless God is calling, put down the damn phone!

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