Dear Men of LA:
It’s fine to sing to your lady to get her in the mood, but pick your sings carefully. There are certain songs that will kill the mood faster than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. For example, do not sing her Father Figure by George Michael. Really? You’re kissing her neck, rubbing her back, and all of a sudden you start singing in her ear, “I will be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine……..” Do you really think that’s going to make her whisper back, “ooh baby that’s turning me on!” Hell no! She’s going to think you are a freak and run for the hills. So be careful of your music choices. It just may be the difference between waking up with a smile on you face or waking up with blue balls and and a black eye!!