Let’s Follow The Golden Rule When It Comes To Oral Sex

Dear Men of LA:

I know all of you men love getting blow jobs.  It’s an amazing thing right?  Well guess what women DON’T love?  Having their head slammed down while we give you a blow job.  Really?  You think that’s sexy pushing or even worse hitting a girl’s head while she’s trying to please you?  Let me tell you, it’s not sexy for the girl.  It’s downright annoying.  Our mouths are already full and you trying to make them fuller isn’t fun.  So just relax and enjoy the ride.  Leave the poor girl’s head alone.  Let me just say one more thing.  If you have any idea you are going to be getting a blow job why not clean up down there?  Make sure you smell fresh.  There is nothing worse than giving a blow job when a man stinks to high hell down there.  You know you wouldn’t want to get within 10 feet of our vaginas if they smell funky.  Let’s follow the golden rule when it comes to oral sex.  Do unto others as you would do unto yourself!!



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