Dear Men of LA:
Why do men think it’s ok to call at 4 am for a booty call. Especially when you haven’t heard from them in six months. Really guys, do you think a girl is going to feel sexy when you’ve woken her out of a deep sleep? Do you think she’s going to be like, “wow, I haven’t heard from you in six months. But that’s ok!!! Let me run right over and have sex with you. It’s going to be amazing!!” So the next time you get the itch to make a 4 am booty call don’t!!! I know you’re probably drunk and horny and it seems like a good idea at the time but it really isn’t. You’re more likely to see a unicorn on Sunset Blvd than to get a girl to jump out of her warm bed and jump on you!