You’re More Likely To See A Unicorn Than To Get A Girl To Jump Out Of Bed And Jump On You!

Dear Men of LA:

Why do men think it’s ok to call at 4 am for a booty call.  Especially when you haven’t heard from them in six months.  Really guys, do you think a girl is going to feel sexy when you’ve woken her out of a deep sleep?  Do you think she’s going to be like, “wow, I haven’t heard from you in six months.  But that’s ok!!!  Let me run right over and have sex with you.  It’s going to be amazing!!”  So the next time you get the itch to make a 4 am booty call don’t!!!  I know you’re probably drunk and horny and it seems like a good idea at the time but it really isn’t.  You’re more likely to see a unicorn on Sunset Blvd than to get a girl to jump out of her warm bed and jump on you!

2 thoughts on “You’re More Likely To See A Unicorn Than To Get A Girl To Jump Out Of Bed And Jump On You!

  1. If guys only knew that most ladies are fast asleep with their zit cream, whitening trays, no bra, and top knot in full effect—they probably wouldn’t even bother to send the text! Hahah

    • Miss Winnie, you are a genius!!! How true is that. Usually when I go to bed I have a ratty ass t shirt on and moisturizer all over my face. But then again, who wouldn’t want a piece of that? ha ha Have a great halloween!

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