Every Time You Masturbate Santa Kills A Kitten

Dear Men of LA:

Do not use Santa Clause and kittens as a pick up tool.  Never post a picture of yourself on Tinder lying naked on a tiger skin rug.  Really?  Do you think this is going to get you laid?  In your dreams maybe, but not in reality.  And never post the following message unless you never want to get laid again:

“Ladies?  Every time you masturbate, Santa kills a kitten…….  Think of the kittens!”

PS  The above was from a real add I saw on Tinder last night!

 

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