I’d Love To Pet It If It Doesn’t Bite Or Scratch

Dear Men of LA:
For the love of God, do not send this to a girl on OK Cupid, Tender, Match.com or any of the dating websites you frequent.  Do you really think you are going to impress a girl if you tell her she looks like a cat?  Oh right, you are talking about her vagina?  Oh I get it!!  Now you think you are going to impress her because you tell her you are scared her vagina is going to bite and scratch you.  Wow!!  Good luck on getting a reply.
Dear Hot Pussy:
Pretty kitty, I’d love to pet it if it doesn’t scratch or bite. I’m up for good times and party, let me know if you’re still looking for a fun partner in crime 🙂
PS  This is my 50th blog post yay!!  Also I really did get his reply on Ok Cupid earlier today!!  ha ha

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