I Bet The Dress You Are Wearing In Your Picture Would Look Great On My Bedroom Floor

Dear Men of LA:

If you are sending a message to a woman for the first time on dating sites (Tinder, Ok Cupid, Match. com etc ) don’t go with any of the following.  Trust me, you won’t get a reply:

Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only Ten I see.

I’m usually a gold medalist, but I will make you cum first tonight.

We have to hang out, otherwise I feel like something is missing in my life.

Hi there.  You seem awesome.  Why are you on this site?

I bet the dress you are wearing in your picture would look great in my bedroom

Your face or mine

Do you have a map?  Cuz I’m lost in your eyes on your picture?

Are you a pirate?  Please say yes, cause I sure want some of your booty!

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