Dear Men of LA:
If you are sending a message to a woman for the first time on dating sites (Tinder, Ok Cupid, Match. com etc ) don’t go with any of the following. Trust me, you won’t get a reply:
Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only Ten I see.
I’m usually a gold medalist, but I will make you cum first tonight.
We have to hang out, otherwise I feel like something is missing in my life.
Hi there. You seem awesome. Why are you on this site?
I bet the dress you are wearing in your picture would look great in my bedroom
Your face or mine
Do you have a map? Cuz I’m lost in your eyes on your picture?
Are you a pirate? Please say yes, cause I sure want some of your booty!