Can I Go To The Bathroom With You Is Not A Good Pick Up Line!

Dear Men of LA:

Women do not like pickup lines.  If you are going to go up to a women a “hi” or “hello how are you doing tonight” will work just fine.  And if you get it in your head that you absolutely have to use a pick up line

do not say the following:

“Hi you look lost”

“Hi, no not really”

“No you really look lost.  I bet you are looking for the bathroom.  Why don’t I show you how to get there?  I’ll go in there with you and give you a helping hand.”

What the hell?  Are you going to unwrap the toilet paper for me?  Are you going to wipe my ass? Are you going to help me pee?   No thank you!  Find another girl to “help out!”

One thought on “Can I Go To The Bathroom With You Is Not A Good Pick Up Line!

  1. I stopped talking to someone when he texted me “I wanna see” late at night. It was winter and I was running a high fever and I was up to go to the bathroom. Then he demaned underwear photos with a full view of my backside … in winter! He should have said, “rest well” but I guess he was trying to be edgy.

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