Always Have Clean Sheets ‘Cause You Don’t Want To Have Sex On Paper Towels

Dear Men of LA:

 

A guy friend and I were out last night and he told me some important advice for all the guys out there:

“I can’t have another date tonight. I don’t have anymore clean sheets or towels. You run out quickly when you date a squirter. There are only so many items laying around that can substitute as a towel. And then those run out. You definitely don’t want to be fucking on top of paper towels.”

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