God Gave You Ears For A Reason! Leave Me Alone So I Can Watch Charlie Hunnam Run Around Half Naked On TV!

Dear Men of LA:

God gave you ears for a reason.  He just didn’t put them on your head for decoration or as a place to stuff random crap in.  So use them.

When a woman says, “hey I don’t feel like having sex with you because I have a headache.”  Listen!  (Although she’s probably lying about the headache!)

When a woman says, “hey I can’t go out with you tonight, but maybe some other night.”  Listen!  (Although she probably doesn’t want to go out with you at all.)

When a woman says, “it’s over!  I don’t want to go out with you anymore.”  Listen!  (It doesn’t mean try harder.  It really is over.)

And for the love of God, when a woman says, “don’t bother me while I’m trying to watch Sons of Anarchy.”  Listen!   (It doesn’t mean keep on pestering me.  It isn’t code for I want to have sex with you.

It means leave me the hell alone because I want to drool all over Charlie Hunnam while he runs around half naked on TV.)

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