I’m A Fugitive! Can You Take Me Back To Your House For Sex?

Dear Men of LA:

If you want to pick up a girl at a dive bar, please don’t say the following:

“Hey cutie, how are you?”

“Fine, what’s up?”

“Nothing much.  Hey listen, I’m a fugitive from the police and I can’t let anyone recognize me.  Please don’t take my picture.  But what you can do is take me home with you tonight and help me hide out.  And if you really want to be a good citizen, maybe let’s have some sex.”

This really happened Friday night.  I give him points for originality but did he really think that line would work?  Only in some alternative universe called, “women fall for stupid ass pickup lines.”

 

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