Can You Wear Soft Soled Shoes So My Wife Won’t Catch Us Having Sex

Dear Men of LA:

If you are going out on a date, do not say, “hey can you wear soft sole shoes so my neighbors won’t hear you when we are walking up my driveway?’  Really?  Do you think I stomp around like an elephant while I’m walking?  Do your neighbors really give a shit if you bring a woman home?  No one cares!  Well I guess your wife cares if you bring home a woman that’s not her.

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