We Can’t Have Sex In The House Because My Wife Is Asleep

Dear Men of LA:

If you are going to take a woman home please make sure your wife is out of the house.  Don’t let the following happen:

“Hey we have to go to the back yard if we are going to have sex.”

“Why is that?”

“Don’t you want to have sex under the stars?  I have a nice comfy bed in the yard.”

“But I don’t understand why we can’t  go in the house.”

“Because my wife is in the house asleep.  But don’t worry, she won’t hear us.  She sleeps with the air conditioning on and it’s really loud.”

The above is a true story.  I don’t know why men think they are going to get away with this shit!

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