Dear Men of LA:
Don’t send messages to a girl on Ok Cupid like the following:
Do you have pets? Do you have kitty insurance? If you don’t it’s too bad because my long hard pistol would love to bang your kitty. Here kitty kitty. Bang! Bang! Bang!
Really? What are you thinking? Do you really think a girl is going to write back to you and say, “oh baby, come over to my house and bang the shit out of me?” Only in your dreams big man. Only in your dreams.