I Can’t Give Out My Number Because The IRS Is Out To Get Me!

Dear Men of LA:

Don’t be the guy that this guy was.  Don’t ask a girl for her phone number when you know you already have a girl at home.  Trust me, you’ll will get busted every time.  Then instead of two girls, you will have none and probably no dick.

“Can I have your phone number?”

“Sure, let’s just exchange numbers.”

“Well I can only give you my public artist facebook page.  See I have the IRS and Student Loan Police on my ass and I can’t give out my phone number or any private info out.”

“Do I look like the police?”

“No but you never know these days.  You maybe working for them.”

“I don’t go out with men who have girlfriends asshole.”

 

 

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