Dear Men of LA:
Don’t be the guy that this guy was. Don’t ask a girl for her phone number when you know you already have a girl at home. Trust me, you’ll will get busted every time. Then instead of two girls, you will have none and probably no dick.
“Can I have your phone number?”
“Sure, let’s just exchange numbers.”
“Well I can only give you my public artist facebook page. See I have the IRS and Student Loan Police on my ass and I can’t give out my phone number or any private info out.”
“Do I look like the police?”
“No but you never know these days. You maybe working for them.”
“I don’t go out with men who have girlfriends asshole.”